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Taylor 01
“Hey, who goes there? Who are you and why are you snooping around?”
“Hush, I’m not snooping around, I’m sneaking around and it’s just a coincidence that both words start with a “s”, have an “n” in second position and have eight letters, so.”
“Oh, alright, pass, wait, Taylor, is that you?”
“I said to hush, Forest, I’m on a mission.”
“Oh, alright, pass, wait, how many of your previous missions have been successful, Taylor?”
“Shut it, Forest, I’m due for the big one any week now.”
“Oh, alright, pass, wait, who is your victim that you’re sneaking around to find then, huh?”
“Forest, never mind that, but I’m trying to find Sasha on the quiet and if I run into Ben, then sobeit. And what are you doing here tonight anyways? You belong to the Full Moon crew, so?”
“Oh, I moonlight security for the Blood Moon crew when the Full Moon isn’t mixing. Also, are you sneaking around or working around the corner then, Taylor?”
“Shut it, Forest, I thought that, well, I went out on a limb, Forest, that’s all. Don’t you like my short shorts, even in the dim lighting then? And do you think Ben will like them on the off chance that I run into him, like face to chest?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t pass that, but I’m on the clock and I’m not speaking for Ben, other than Ben wouldn’t pass on that either on the quiet. So, Sasha you say then?”
“On the quiet, Forest, on the quiet. I’ll be in the back seat of my red SUV just over there, so?”
“Oh, can I roll up in the back seat of your red SUV with you first then, Taylor? You know, to check out what Ben’s most likely going to get, so?”
“No Forest, you’re too broad shouldered for me and you’re on the clock, so? And if Ben is going to get something, shouldn’t he say that or do something so I don’t have to snoop around in the dark? Also, get something means sex, right Forest?”
Broad shoulder crew guards, right? Always forgetting that they on the clock when a crew wannabe in short shorts comes sneaking around on a mission, jeez!
Also, when you approach your secret mission contact in their red SUV that is parked in the alley, I mean you should look that the windows aren’t down slightly, jeez.
[A wide shouldered security guard escorts some long straight hair to the spy SUV]
“It’s okay, Forest, if it’s Taylor, then it’s stupid, yet harmless, so I got this. Was he wearing his frayed truck stop hooker shorts?”
“Um, um, um, um.”
“LOL, take your post, Forest (you broad shouldered fag). I’ll be okay.”
[Rear door opens and closes]
“Hi Taylor, what’s up and what’s the mission then? And the “certain to fail” mission had better not start yet another turf war between the moon crews, so?”
“Sasha, Sasha, I got this, I got this one, listen, listen, I got this. You’re never going to know one way or the other if you don’t break the crew barrier and have a nice quiet date with Jacob from the Sundown crew and I got this, I can help you succeed and figure things out, I promise, so?”
“Hmm, you started out on the right track with Jacob and all, but this better not mean that you still don’t melt for me, Taylor, but go on, I’m listening.”
“Get your phone out and leave it all to me, Sasha, I got this and I wouldn’t have this if I wasn’t positive that you and Jacob would be a good coupling, I got this, Sasha.”
[Snuggles up to watch over the phone screen]
“There is a flaw in the sewing seam of your left bra cup, Sasha.”
[Shrugs at V-neck, but doesn’t push Taylor away]
“Text Jacob, text him this exactly, say “anime on the quiet???” with three questions marks, do it.”
[Weep]
“Anime on the quiet, Jacob???”
[Whoop]
“Crew fight risky, but I want 2 C U, Sasha.”
“Ooh, ooh, text him exactly this, say “anime risqué dress code 01!!” with two exclamation points.”
[Weep]
“Anime risqué dress code 01!!”
“On the quiet, on the quiet, Sasha!”
[Weep]
“On the quiet.”
“I want to see you, Sasha, say I want to see you!”
[Weep]
“I want 2 C U 2.”
See, folks? Mission on lock!
[Whoop]
“Undies & PJ T?”
“Whoa, is that the standard dress code for watching anime then, Taylor?”
“Yes, yes, yes, for the female viewers, yes and shut it, you know you have the body for it, so text back code 02, code 02, for his dress code!”
“Dare I ask, Taylor?”
“Well, thin sports shorts for Jacob will be better than him stripping down to his boxers because boxers don’t contain a guy when he gets excited and I know for a fact that Jacob gets excited for you Sasha and you don’t need his thingamabob popping out of the fly too soon! I got this, Sasha!”
“OMFG, Taylor, can’t you just say that you know what a boner is and how a boner works in real words? Jeez!”
[Weep]
“Code 02 OK 4 U???”
[Whoop]
“Go team anime!”
“Seriously, is this stuff in a book somewhere? Anyways, now what? And I never knew that your little body was so warm, Taylor.”
“Text him exactly this, antep escort say “Elle or other??” with two question marks, do it.”
[Weep]
“Elle or other??”
[Whoop]
“Ur my Elle!”
“Ooh, ooh, ooh, Sasha, Sasha, you need those thingamabob wraps!!!”
“Condoms? And who is Elle?”
[Hump]
“Taylor, did you just hump my thigh when I said Elle?”
[Hump]
“No!”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Huh, even coming from a fem boy like you, this Elle…”
[Hump]
“This anime babe must swing a mean sword. Elle.”
[Hump]
“Alright, I have a date on the quiet with my crisscross crew guy and I have a fairly new long PJ t-shirt, but what’s the code for the undies then, hmm?”
“Sasha, you have amazing transition lines from your luscious thighs that melt me and around to the curves of your cheeks, so I don’t see the harm in a Brazilian bikini style or even a thong. And having the long PJ t-shirt bunch up over your hips as you move about is, well, that should happen, so.”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Alright, and just where on the TV do I find this E, um, this bounty hunter then?”
“Oh, um, “on demand” and let the series run from episode one and I guarantee that you won’t make it to episode three before you’re making out hot and heavy on the couch or the love seat and season one has nine episodes, so?”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Taylor, am I first girl to ever be in the back seat of your SUV then? Elle.”
[Hump]
“So? Anyways other than that, it’s standard snacks and beverages. Well, anime code 04 has the viewing room dimly lit, so. And you have to post something on Chang about how successful things went, even if the names are still on the quiet, so?”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“What do I owe you, Taylor? This almost sounds like it might work, so?”
“Well, you could let it slip to Ben that someone you know who dresses out of the other closet knows how to pull an anime watch date or something, so?”
“Ben, really?”
“Well, he bothered with me two weeks ago at the Spring Festival, so?”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Oh, so how much bothering was there then, hmm?”
“He bothered enough to cup my butt to help me up on tippy toes so we could trade a couple of lip smacks, so?”
“Wow, that’s surprising, but okay, life is life, so???”
“Well, he didn’t bother enough to push forward with me, but I knew his thingamabob was excited, so I think he has limit issues.”
“Well, you know guys when their thingamabobs get all excited and stuff, their thought process goes right out of the window and all, so, jeez. But I get it, Taylor. So, if I can help, then I will. Elle.”
[Hump]
“So, and I’m just asking because I don’t know jack about this stuff, but are anime watches ever double dates then, hmm?”
“They are, but Ben would totally freak out and back out and Jacob might do the same. I’m still a boy at the end of the day, no matter how badly he wants my days end, so.”
“Hmm, that could be true and it’s true that Jacob and I really need to figure things out, so what’s the next mission steps then, Taylor? Elle.”
[Hump]
“Just let him know that things on the quiet can work out and have happy endings sometimes, Sasha.”
“Alright, fine, Taylor, I’ll chip in as best as I can, but you have to promise me that you will research what a “happy ending” really is. I mean, nothing will kill a date quicker than you saying “what is that and why is it so big” or “you want to put that where, Ben” and things like that, Taylor. So, Elle.”
[Hump]
“Anyways, let’s see what we can do about Ben and his issues then.”
[Weep]
“Ben, did U kiss & run with Taylor?”
[Ping]
‘Hey, hey, hey Sasha, but yeah.”
[Weep]
“Taylor likes watching anime.”
[Ping]
“Oh, 2 many eyes C that.”
[Weep]
“Ben, Taylor’s ass is tight, right?”
[Ping]
“Hey, hey, hey, Sasha, but yeah.”
[Weep]
“Might be private anime 2morrow.”
[Ping]
“U tease me, Sasha?”
[Weep]
“Anime dress code 01.”
[Ping]
“U know some stuff, Sasha?”
[Ping]
“Forgot two more??”
[Weep]
“Elle.”
[Hump]
[Ping]
“Oh, B over quick with Elle. Oops, Elle who?”
[Weep]
“B on call, Ben.”
“Well, Taylor, work up some nerve or wait a weekend after weekend then, so? Elle.”
[Hump]
“Well, thanks for at least getting the ball rolling, Sasha. I mean, I don’t know how people do this stuff anyways, but I will go out and get a new long t-shirt and some new gray CK undies, so, thanks.”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
I mean, I did my part the very next afternoon at the mall, not that I had the nerve to make any anime watch party announcements or anything, but I was on a mission, so.
“These grey CK with the white waistband will go nicely with the logo PJ T that I see you have in your bag, sweetie, so what else then, hmm?”
“Well, why gaziemir escort don’t you pick out two other PJ T’s and somewhat risqué undies that you might wear to an anime watch night then, okay? And one in your size and one just the next size up, so.”
“Two extras? Are you a little dawg girly boy then, hmm? Or will there be dates?”
“Dates and they are just in case I get up the nerve to do this in the first place and then just in case I have unexpected visitors who may or may not be dying and crying for me to break out of my shell, so.”
“Huh, I’ll meet you at the checkout counter in a few minutes then. Also, is watching anime all that much of a fuss then? I’m asking for a friend, so?”
“Oh, and just in case, just in case, one slightly too short black metal logo PJ T that will show more than it will cover and the best black string thong you have in stock, okay?”
“Hey, that sounds like Suzie stuff and Suzie from the Pizza Shop is my wife! Well, she will be just as soon as I poison Jimmy J and poison all the other men who are always kissing with her on the side, but I feel you, so I got you, um?”
“Taylor, mission specialist and flight director.”
See folks, the shopping part is easy. I still didn’t have the nerve to actually invite anyone yet, but my mission equipment list was coming together, so. But there was more to go, right?
“Fine, you text me with your final headcount and I’ll take care to prepare the correct number of anime watch meals, Taylor, but if it lands on my Jimmy J’s delivery slot, well, I’m taking a smoke break and riding with him! Fem boy virgins are a hot commodity in this town and I’ve been ignoring his needs lately and I don’t need having you answering the front door in anime code 01 attire! And give me that PJ T and the matching, um, dental floss undies.”
[Holds it up to her body, ooh, flings the string thong around her finger]
“This is short and will show ooh la, la, so, who the hell am I, Elle?”
[Hump]
“Huh, Elle.”
[Hump]
“Damn, I need some dick, oops, text me, Taylor.”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Jimmy J, we need to take a break in your car, pronto!”
Mission specialist and relationship sex therapist, Taylor at your service, folks. And with a pocket full of cash from Jimmy J as I slipped past him. And Jimmy J was excited, so. And the cash stuffing in my back pocket counted as an ass grab, so sexually active mission specialist and sex relationship therapist, Taylor, at your service.
And then, you know, my mission failed! And somehow my long PJ T was much longer than everyone else’s, somehow, which, LOL, my unexpected anime watch guests probably appreciated. But having three girls in their code 01 attire wander around my house wasn’t all that bad and their dates certainly didn’t seem bothered by me and LOL, even the sales girl, Terri, showed up. And cheated by wearing a pullover sweater.
But no Ben, so the mission was lopsided. Well, no Ben on the inside of my house, but hey, every good anime party needs a front porch bench security guard, right?
“At least come inside, Ben. There’s room in the, well, I’m sure we can find a place to stand and we don’t even have to stand together to protect your crew rep, so?”
Well, here’s what I figured out just then. Huh, it seems that a small human fits right on another human’s lap and that arms just naturally find their place to hang on. And that his precious mission rep liked that, but “not around the crew” and all, so that was that, I guess.
Which worked out better for me, I suppose. But I would have coupled with Ben at some level. I mean, I was hosting an anime watch party and that’s what they are for, right?
“Well, did you grab his dick then, Taylor?”
“Um, I sat on it and wiggled while we chit chatted, so?”
“Oh, did he moan and groan before he drove off then? Elle.”
[Hump]
“I mean, I thought I may have been sitting on a leg nerve wrong and made things uncomfortable for Ben, so?”
“Alright, so part of your mission worked, Taylor. He nutted from your wiggling, so? Elle.”
[Hump]
“And that’s it then, Sasha? And are you going to preggo tonight?”
“Well, you know guys, right, when they nut from a girly boy, it’s blow and go, even if they only blow in their own pants. And Jacob brought plenty of the thingamabob wraps, so. Elle.”
[Hump]
“Anyways, stick with Ben and his issues or expand your opportunities then, Taylor. I mean, I think you’re done the night, but Terri’s boyfriend over there, he has a connection to the New Moon crew, so? Also, I’m mad at you for letting Terri the sales girl to wear a sweater tonight for your anime watch party. That’s kind of cheating, so, Elle.”
[Hump]
“But it does show off her backside nicely, anyways, oh, Victor, Victor, this is Taylor, tonight’s host, so.”
“SUP? My crew might be looking for a mission specialist to spy and snoop around, so?”
“I mean, I already carry a valid mission specialist gaziosmanpaşa escort license for that, so? And can my first mission be to wear a silver mini and wander two times up and down the truck stop parking lot with at least two New Moon crew guys backing me up for a quick getaway then, hmm?”
“(Elle).”
[(Hump)]
“That’s freaky, Taylor, but alright, as long as you buy the silver mini from my girlfriend, so?”
“Well, I already did that and Terri may or may not have helped me with the fitting and with all of this anime coupling going on in my house tonight, I mean, I’m ready for a field mission, so?”
[Hump]
“(That’s cheating, Taylor, so, Elle, for the catch up).”
“Oh, that’s freaky too, but cool. But listen, Taylor, and your quiet leg humping mistress Sasha, since all of this anime watch is on the quiet and technically none of us are even here, I mean, all of us have a crew guy waiting outside in cars and your PJ T is almost an Amish mini, so?”
“So, take the three crew guys, who aren’t technically even here, three long neck beers then, Victor for practice role playing at the truck stop, hmm?”
“I guess you do have your license then. And do that freaky thing again.”
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“You’re in the New Moon crew, Taylor. Ellen????”
[Nothing]
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“It takes a woman’s touch, Victor. And the right anime bounty hunter name. Elle.”
[Hump]
“LOL, take your beer delivery truck stop worker practice run, Taylor, but do not get into any of the cars! And can Victor, Terri, Jacob and myself break your bed? We’ll be anime side by side doggie, so?”
Well, how the hell does one answer a question like that then? Other than insist that the anime dress code 01 comes up short a couple of things afterwards, LOL.
“Hey, I’m Taylor and this is my anime watch party and I’m in a crew now and I’m delivering the three of you a long neck, but you have to get out of your cars, so?”
Well, someone should put it in a book that when three guys exit their cars, um, you get surrounded quickly!
“(Gulp) and I’m assigned as the mission specialist to spy on all of your crews and report back and I know how some stuff works, so?”
[Tip & sip, tip & sip, tip & sip]
“(Gulp), fine, I don’t know all that much stuff, but I do know that three of you will run off if the three of you pull your thingamabobs out because tough crew guys can’t handle showing their thingamabobs in the presence of other men, so?”
[Zip, tip & sip, zip, tip & sip, zip, tip & sip]
“(Gulp), well, I know that the three of you tough crew guys will run off if you lift my PJ T and expose my anime dress code 01 undies because I’m a boy and tough guys freak out about that, even though I wear anime dress code 01 undies as well as some, so?”
[Lift, zip, tip & sip, lift, zip, tip & sip, lift, zip, tip & sip]
“(Gulp), well, I’m glad that someone finally saw my trans body anyways. I work hard to keep things this way, so?”
[Grope, stroke, tip & sip, grope, stroke, tip & sip, grope, stroke, tip & sip]
“(Gulp), fine, I have no idea what to do now, so?”
Alright, fine, I was, um, hazed into the crews as a spy then, but my hands never ever uncovered from my mouth, which was in shock from watching three guys, um, haze me in the backyard, I guess.
And truthfully speaking, the shock was just as much amazement as anything else from watching them, um, haze themselves over me and none of us died, so. I mean, I ran into the back door like a bat out of hell just afterwards to shower off, but nobody died and my sexual experience went up threefold and SOB, never deliver three long necks to three crew guys after dark! Or learn from it so the next time is better, LOL.
“Hey, who is in the shower? I need to pee, so?”
“Oh, it’s me, Sasha, um, I tripped and fell in the dirt while I was delivering the three thugs their three long necks and I got all messy, so?”
“Well, okay, given how there is no dirt in your backyard and all, but don’t listen to me pee, okay, Taylor?”
“La, la, la, la.”
Oh, so, oh, huh, a bare leg extends from the edge of the shower curtain then, huh?
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“Elle.”
[Hump]
“ELLE.”
[Hump, oops, pull back, pull back, under the shower, under the shower!]
“ELLE.”
[Oh, oh, shower spray, shower spray, oh, cleaning tomorrow, ooh, ooh, oh, ahh]
“I love you Taylor and there are a couple of anime presents under your bed pillows, so?”
[Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze]
“On the quiet with that, Taylor.”
[Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze]
“On the quiet, Sasha, um, but I forgot some sweat pants, so????”
Or not because there was a fresh pair of sweat pants and a t-shirt on the sink counter when I finally exited the shower, so, cool. But I hid out in my bedroom after that because, well, because I was afraid as hell and maybe a little embarrassed too, so. Even though a quick peek into the living clearly showed that I was the only one embarrassed! Not that it mattered because technically speaking, the crisscross crew anime watch (sex) party never happened!
Which also means that I never burned the anime dress code 01 undies I was hazed in either and not because it was so “ewe, ick” or anything either.
End Taylor 01
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