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episode 28 (This follows “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party”)Fall semester of my senior year at UGA had come to a close. It had been a wild and memorable semester that began with Jennifer and Mary Beth competing for my affection and the goal of a monogamous relationship. Most guys would think it would be awesome to have two girls seriously competing for them, but it was really an awful, stressful mess. The sex itself was great, but the emotional turmoil was not.Jennifer, upon hearing Mary Beth and I fucking through my bedroom door, had stormed out of my house and ended the competition, screaming for me to ‘go to hell!’ That left Mary Beth as the winner of the competition. Though I would not really admit it to myself, deep inside I wished it had been Jennifer.Just before my friends and I went home for the Christmas holidays, one of my fraternity brothers, Derrick, announced that he wanted to have a two night party at his parents’ lake house a few days before Christmas. He had hosted two parties before but always during the summer. The house was at Lake Rabun, located in the southern edge of the Appalachian Mountains in the northeast corner of the state.Lake Rabun for many decades has been a weekend and summer playground for many wealthy Atlantans. It is a very beautiful, scenic lake in the mountains, not far from Tallulah Gorge. Several guys, especially those from south Georgia and from other states, wouldn’t be able to make it that far from their homes. There were a lot of us though, like myself, who lived in north Georgia and the Atlanta metro area that could. As it turned out, about thirty people would be able to go.Someone in the group had come up with an idea that we should all exchange Christmas gag gifts. Not just funny gag gifts, but “anything goes adult XXX” gag gifts. The plan was to exchange gifts by drawing numbers when the party got started. Everyone seemed to really like the idea so we all decided to do it.Once I got home I immediately began coming up with a gift. I used my dad’s workshop in the back of his spare garage to make a large wooden penis lamp. At a junk store I found a lamp shade decorated with those ‘nude girlie silhouettes’ you so often see as mud flaps on the back of a redneck’s truck.I used my dad’s wood lathe and some carving tools to make a big wooden penis with balls at the base, then painted it pink along the shaft and balls base and dark pink at the head. I drilled a hole through it for the electrical mechanisms and cord. I bought a children’s lamp with a rotating lamp shade just to get the mechanisms I needed to use on my lamp. The light bulb was attached right at the tip of the penis. When I finished, Ataşehir Escort the nudie girl silhouette decorated lamp shade rotated and made nudie silhouette shadows go around the walls. I was quite pleased with the results.While standing in the work room with the lamp turned on, admiring my handy work, my Dad walked in. I was speechless. I had been caught red-handed. My Dad just stood there looking amused.“Dad, I made this as a gag gift for that party I’m going to,” I nervously explained.“Oh, I guessed that right away,” Dad answered in his best deep, authoritative voice.Then Dad really surprised me. He blackmailed me!“Look,” he said smiling mischievously, “If you don’t want your mother to know about this, you’re gonna have to buy my silence.”“Wha-what?” I asked, “You mean I need to offer you something?”“Yes indeed.”“Okay Dad,” I asked, “What do you want?”“Well, this garage and work area has been a mess for awhile,” he stated and looked around the room. “Why don’t you clean it all up and re-organize it real neat, college boy?”I looked around the mess and realized that it would take hours to do what he wanted and thought to myself, ‘Aw shit.’“Okay,” I answered begrudgingly, “I’ll get right on it.”“Thanks.” Dad with a silly grin turned and as he walked out the door, “That’s a pretty funny gag gift.”I stood there looking at my next gargantuan project and contemplating how Dad had manipulated me, again. I ended up paying my little brother $20 to help me and turned a two day job into one. Since most of the stores and restaurants at Lake Rabun are closed during the winter, we were going to have to bring all the food, beer, alcohol, and supplies ourselves. I went to my Dad and asked if he would give me a wholesale price on some groceries from one of his stores. Dad laughed and said that he would help me out.Dad had me drive him in his truck out to his closest store. We grabbed a shopping buggy and went to the back storage area, and he asked how many of us would be at the party. I told him that there would be about thirty of us. Dad then loaded the buggy with thirty-five sirloin steaks, baking potatoes, potato chips, a few bottles of cheap wine and a few other snacks.He must have noticed how anxious I looked, as I thought I would have to pay for all of those steaks.“No charge,” he said, “My garage and workroom look great by the way.”“How’s that lamp working?” Dad asked.“Works great.”He just chuckled and grinned.Later I texted Derrick and told him about the steaks. He was elated to hear about that. Derrick then said he was bringing two kegs of beer. So our party was looking like it would work out well.Mary Beth drove Ataşehir Escort Bayan up from Atlanta to meet me very early on the morning we were heading up to Lake Rabun. Nick, my longtime hometown friend, and former president of my fraternity, met me at my house to help hook up my Dad’s ski boat to my Nissan Pathfinder. He had brought along a new girlfriend that he was bringing to the party.So the four of us piled into my Pathfinder, pulling my Dad’s ski boat, and headed for Lake Rabun, about an hour away. It is always too cold to ski in December, but we could still take the boat on some fast rides around the lake. Most of the houses were vacant for the winter and the lake empty of boaters, so we could get crazy and go real fast, kicking up some really wild waves and causing a big wake.We were expecting several of my best friends. Kelli, who didn’t live far from Lake Rabun, drove over to the lake house with Katie. They were met by a couple of my fraternity brothers that they had been messing around with. My buddy Vic, brought his sometime girlfriend, Barbi, and my crazy friend, Psycho, showed up with Arlene.I was really happy to see that my buddy Chip had made it all the way from south Georgia and stopped by to get his fiancée Nikki on the way. I was very surprised when Jennifer’s best friend, Brittany came with another of my fraternity brothers, and assumed she’d report everything I did to Jennifer later.The biggest surprise was Benji making it to Lake Rabun. I was really glad to see him and further surprised to see he had brought his emo-gothic art major girlfriend. With her tattoos, jet black dyed hair and nose ring, she just didn’t seem a match for Benji, the super academic. However, she was giving Benji some awesome sex. No doubt it was Benji’s first time to get sex on a regular basis and he was going to have her along at any opportunity. She really didn’t seem to fit in with our preppy athletic crowd, but still we were all very nice to her.That first day I let everyone have a turn with me driving them around the lake going really fast and really doing some wild maneuvers in my Dad’s boat. It was funny because Benji screamed the loudest of anyone. That night we all let Chip oversee grilling the steaks, since he is actually great at that and he usually insists. Of course, he grilled them to perfection. We ate and drank and then got very mellow, partly because we had eaten a large batch of marijuana brownies for dessert.Later that evening, we played charades and just hung out. When we sacked out that night there had to be about three or more couples to a room. We were all in sleeping bags, on air mattresses, Escort Ataşehir and just a few lucky ones had the few beds. The next day led to more wild boat rides. I have to say truthfully that I thoroughly enjoyed scaring the shit out of everyone when I sped them around the lake.That night we ate barbecue chicken. Then we all ended up in the main room to exchange the wrapped up gag gifts. They were piled up next to a big, really ugly, scraggly, misshapen Christmas tree decorated with the tackiest ornaments imaginable.We had all put a tag with our name on the gift we brought, so everyone would know who brought it. We then put numbers on the gift packages and corresponding numbers in a hat. We had been drinking a lot of beer, wine and alcohol by this time and many of us were also very stoned. We would just start randomly chanting someone’s name who caught our eye, until they went up and drew a number out of the hat. Then they had to get that gift box and read who gave it before they opened it, while we all watched. We did this one person at a time and were laughing our asses off at what they got.When Katie got her gift, she opened it and we saw that it was a huge ‘Texas Condom’ and a huge adult diaper. We laughed so hard, but then Katie left the room and came back a few minutes later. She had cut holes out of the huge Texas Condom for her eyes, nose, and mouth, and had it pulled over her head. It was so big that it fit loosely over her head, and she had put the adult diaper on over her jeans. That seemed to ramp up the energy level of the party,Mary Beth received a blow up sex doll and we found a bicycle pump and inflated it. Vic’s girlfriend Barbi got an interracial midget porn DVD. When it was my turn I got a “Pocket Pussy!” Its a long thing that fits over a penis and is shaped like labia at the opening.Somehow my penis lamp was the last gift to be given out, and the party was at a crescendo level. I looked around and saw that crazy Psycho was the last person. Everyone was laughing so hard because they knew his response to anything would be so unpredictable.Psycho read my name on the tag and looked at me with one of his crazy psychotic stares and said, “Buz this better be good or I’m going to kill you in your sleep!”Psycho always said stuff like that. Actually, after Chip and Vic, Psycho was my next best buddy. And he was crazy! He once grew a Hitler mustache with Elvis sideburns and shaved his head into a big Mohawk haircut in order to win a bet. We had to later talk him into shaving the Hitler mustache off and get rid of the Mohawk, as he was scaring people around UGA and Athens to death and attracting the attention of the police.I had packed the lamp really tight with white styrofoam packing peanuts, and they went everywhere as Psycho pulled the lamp out of the large box and just stared at it, as everyone was dying laughing. Psycho looked at the lamp intently and noticed the electrical cord, so he ran over to the wall and plugged it in.
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